When you write mail and post it on the internet, they call it e-mail, when you shop on the internet, you go to e-bay I therefore find it quite in order to call the love you harvest from the internet e-love. This was pretty much theoretical until the winds of change blew my way and the virtual transformed into a reality. I tried it and ventured into searching for a partner online. Pessimistically at first but that I was until i met a lass who was ready to play to my pipes. What left me agape was not the lady the lady giving into my charm, my charm is usually irresistible but the duration in which this happened...(to be continued...)

'Men are dogs!', and by men, I mean persons of the male gender. I remember hearing a lady friend of mine say when she caught her boyfriend cheating on her. This remark sent me searching, is it that men really have an animistic trait generally or is this a just the first thing that crosses the mind of an estranged spouse after she catches her spouse cheating? My findings kind of shocked me.
Men are the closest to the animal kingdom that humanity will ever get. My use of the word animal is basically from an English or a grammatical perspective so Biologists, do not throw rocks yet! I will back this up from the very obvious and less technical view and head towards the more complex scientific explanation. In my research, I juxtaposed the man as we know him to the apes which happen to be our closest relations. First, their sense of hygiene was alarmingly alike. They are both very rough and can not maintain a sense of neatness and organization. They both like to just idle and while at it do something that is both heartrending and utterly disgusting like pick their noses and feast on their harvests. The research on the ape was not interesting because I expected most of the results that I got.
I decided to directly apply my motivational phrase and compared the man to a dog. Neatness, roughness idleness and violence bear a striking resemblance. Again their level of simplicity is strikingly similar. The abodes belonging to men are simply, lightly furnished and with little to say on decoration. Does that sound something like the kennel your beast contented lies and droll in all day occasionally raising a lid to keep tabs on what ever is happening around them and retires to at night?
Science also backs the phrase as well to some extent. If you are in touch with your biology, you would know that cones are color receptors while rods are light receptors. Research has it that women generally have more cones than rods and men,vice versa. Know you know  when you are driving at night that car that car that is ahead of you and cannot be driven straight or a car that is driving from the opposite direction dangerously veers towards you, is because the driver is either drank or a woman. Women suffer a lot from night blindness.
Men also have their fair share of visual problems. They have less cones as compared to women and as a result have a poor appreciation of colors. This explains the reason a lady would look at a man and wonder how he got out of his house in the outfit that he is in in light of his poor color coordination. This also explains why most women call men colorblind. But I would also like to call your attention to the fact that, MOST ANIMALS ARE ALSO COLORBLIND. A dog is an animal. Can I make it any more obvious?
One would ask me what I make of the current treads where both the sexes are seemingly exchanging traits and men are behaving more like women and women more like men.Well I would call that an interesting development that furthers my assignment. So next time you call your man a dog, you could only be asserting something that has existed noticed but unsaid through generations.